What if my ex says...

This is what i would probably respond if my ex says things like...

Why did I let you go? = U tell me..
Can I win you back? = not a chance baby.
I still love you. = me too,but it's just too late to realize that. Better luck next time!
When did we last talk? = I can't recall. Is it important anyway?
Can you go with me? = friendly outing,yes. More than that,no.
We're you able to move on when I'm not? = I'll manage.
I regret losing you. = serve you right.
I cannot keep my promise to you. = then don't make any.
My parents do not like you. = It's ok then.
My friends says we don't look good together. = that's classic darling. Bye!(sambil slamming the phone off)